best tab you've opened all year.

can I be a creepy uncle too

Lana, you’re like the Phoebe of my life, idk.

:(

You’re not a friend, Ric.

You’re my creepy uncle.

I’ve just destroyed another relationship.

Yay me, I officially have 0 friends.

Most teenagers when home alone masturbate profusely. I, however, am using this time to cook up some salmon.

I will masturbate profusely later.